Post by account_disabled on Mar 4, 2024 10:00:14 GMT
In the right corner of the ring is Facebook wearing a blue robe, surrounded by clickbaiters and hipsters holding hands shouting, “This is our little digital world!” In the left corner is Instagram wearing a pink and purple robe getting shoulder massages from fitness beauties, travel bloggers and selfie takers. All of them with the inevitable duck mouth, firm buttocks and #withoutfilters tag. Let the clash of the century begin! Place your bets and be careful with the popcorn. If excitement makes you nauseous, use your empty popcorn packs. First round: Facebook flutters like a butterfly and stings like a wasp. He is the first to attack and delivers a direct punch to the stomach with storytelling. Every day millions of people telling different stories here: sad, scary, beautiful and funny.
A day is wasted if you don't write anything about it. Oh my God, it's a knock Germany Phone Number down in the first minute! Instagram falls to the ground, the referee starts counting: ten, nine, eight, seven, six…! But Instagram isn't giving up, it's getting back up ladies and gentlemen! Look at those magnificent tattooed abs, his muscles moving under that perfect skin, that delicious breakfast… wait a minute, breakfast?! No, it's an illusion, someone just brought dozens of pictures of food into the ring. He gets up holding on to the ropes and laughing in Facebook's face. Because now he too has storytelling thanks to terabytes of virtual content! There are billions of unique and fresh photo and video content every day. Here's Hugh Jackman walking his dog on the seashore, and here LP taking selfies in the studio, and there Anthony Hopkins playing the piano. How interesting it is to watch other people's lives! The whole world is in your pocket.
Facebook takes a defensive position by remembering that it was created 6 years earlier: Instagram attacks its body with young and creative people who can monetize their pages since they were children. Facebook makes a side feint and throws a hard hook with the strength of 2 billion users which is something like 500 thousand times more than Instagram, ha-ha! Instagram launches a series of "limited" attacks: "You have a limit of 5000 friends!". Facebook: “And you have a limit of 2200 characters per message!”. The stories come, the audience screams. It seems like a draw… But wait, what is this? Facebook pulls an ace out of its sleeve and hits its opponent with the research of British scientists: according to them, Instagram is more harmful to the health of young people than other social networks: Causes depression, loneliness, anxiety or fear of falling from reality; It becomes a reason for irregular sleep and excessive worries about appearance; There are causes of death due to selfies in high-risk places. And those are just some of the more obvious things.
A day is wasted if you don't write anything about it. Oh my God, it's a knock Germany Phone Number down in the first minute! Instagram falls to the ground, the referee starts counting: ten, nine, eight, seven, six…! But Instagram isn't giving up, it's getting back up ladies and gentlemen! Look at those magnificent tattooed abs, his muscles moving under that perfect skin, that delicious breakfast… wait a minute, breakfast?! No, it's an illusion, someone just brought dozens of pictures of food into the ring. He gets up holding on to the ropes and laughing in Facebook's face. Because now he too has storytelling thanks to terabytes of virtual content! There are billions of unique and fresh photo and video content every day. Here's Hugh Jackman walking his dog on the seashore, and here LP taking selfies in the studio, and there Anthony Hopkins playing the piano. How interesting it is to watch other people's lives! The whole world is in your pocket.
Facebook takes a defensive position by remembering that it was created 6 years earlier: Instagram attacks its body with young and creative people who can monetize their pages since they were children. Facebook makes a side feint and throws a hard hook with the strength of 2 billion users which is something like 500 thousand times more than Instagram, ha-ha! Instagram launches a series of "limited" attacks: "You have a limit of 5000 friends!". Facebook: “And you have a limit of 2200 characters per message!”. The stories come, the audience screams. It seems like a draw… But wait, what is this? Facebook pulls an ace out of its sleeve and hits its opponent with the research of British scientists: according to them, Instagram is more harmful to the health of young people than other social networks: Causes depression, loneliness, anxiety or fear of falling from reality; It becomes a reason for irregular sleep and excessive worries about appearance; There are causes of death due to selfies in high-risk places. And those are just some of the more obvious things.